
Author: Alexis A du Champ
the right wing talking point of “homosexuality and degeneracy signal the death of great empires”, except as an entirely positive thing
fascists just make us sound cool “the gays destroyed the roman empire and they’ll do the same to the US” sign me up buddy
The Pope called trans people the “annihilation of man” as if that’s not the most metal title to have bestowed upon us like we’re all secretly Kaiju or something
Reblog if you are a threat to humanity!
Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?
My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.
You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday
If you had to recommend one poem for someone to learn by heart, what would it be?
Jabberwocky.


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this is just how the Pacific Northwest is
‘It’d Just Be So Much Easier To Date Women,’ Says Tired and Correct Straight Woman
Can’t resist this one. I probably should, but I just can’t….
‘It’d Just Be So Much Easier To Date Women,’ Says Tired and Correct Straight Woman











