whenyouworkatamuseum:

Anonymous Submitted: 

My museum, like many others, has stools like these that people can borrow during their visits. 

Sometimes, people bring their own folding stools, like this one. We’re cool with that. We get it. 

But today, a dude literally rolled one of these through the front door. 

He refused our offer to lend him one of the complimentary wheelchairs we have available for guests to borrow, and insisted that we let him roll this busted up office chair from gallery to gallery. 

Really.

While we were debating what to do that wouldn’t cause a scene, incident, or lawsuit, he was in the galleries pretty much doing this. 

So in the end we assigned a docent to accompany him from gallery to gallery, with one responsibility: make sure he didn’t roll the chair into a piece of artwork. 

And then after work we celebrated “A weird thing happened in the museum today,” in the traditional fashion. 

kviri:

bakafox:

tygenco:

winneganfake:

skarrin:

nicodemus-cain:

fuckyeahhayleywilliams:

dirk-dirkleton:

frickquius:

iwillburnthefartoutofyou:

theghostofmikeyway:

sparklefap:

moonlitmagick:

You have the option to be cremated and turned into a vinyl record full of your favorite music?

http://www.andvinyly.com/

i’m not going to join the black parade

i’m going to become the black parade

Your memory will carry on

I JSUT SCREAMED HOLY SH IT

 guess whos getting cremated and turned into a vinyl of the booty song

me

“Live on from beyond the groove”

OMG I want to become a Paramore record!

Why have I not seen skarrin or gothiccharmschool posting about this yet?

AN EXCELLENT QUESTION.

HOW I HAVE MISSED THIS I DO NOT KNOW.

Oh god – DECISIONS. Vader’s March? Toccata and Fugue in d minor? GOTTERDAMMERUNG?! Der Holle Rache?

WHAT DO I GET TURNED INTO?!

Yackety Sax. Without question or doubt.

… Only one record? Pretty sure that by the time I die, there’d be a series of them needed.

Ok this is as good as being a zombie Gem for friends.

This also has my stamp of approval for less-expensive-funeral-than-something-to-prank-future-archeologists plan.

Four words:
Rickroll your own funeral.

milanigw2:

illapa-greybane:

solarine:

forever-afk:

roseofpyrewood:

sigridnaraan:

Everyone’s doin’ it. Guess I will, too.

Curiousity killed the cat.

Satisfaction brought it back.

Curious

I’m actually oddly curious about this. For my characters, of course, not me OOC.

99% certain this will get no replies, but after that mystery Anon asked Illapa about masturbation, I might be surprised again.

Won’t get any but…I have so many characters I might get one for them!

milanigw2:

illapa-greybane:

solarine:

forever-afk:

roseofpyrewood:

sigridnaraan:

Everyone’s doin’ it. Guess I will, too.

Curiousity killed the cat.

Satisfaction brought it back.

Curious

I’m actually oddly curious about this. For my characters, of course, not me OOC.

99% certain this will get no replies, but after that mystery Anon asked Illapa about masturbation, I might be surprised again.

Won’t get any but…I have so many characters I might get one for them!

brittsmemes:

or have your muse ask my muse something about them either: 

• out of curiosity 
• for the sake of character development 
• or for the sake of your muse getting to know my muse better 

because it’s always nice for muses to know the little things about each other that no one else does.