Via the fine folks at Electric Lit – How to Name Your Big Important Novel. Apparently mine is The Left Hand of Anxiety of the d’Urbervilles, which is, I dunno, weirdly appropriate?
– Petra
Tender is the Anxiety Mockingbird?
…Nope.
Hmm. ‘A Clockwork Love Bible’. I think it’s steampunk. I might actually have to see whether I can write (some of) this….
People think first love is sweet, and never sweeter than when that first bond snaps… Yet that first broken heart is always the most painful, the slowest to mend, and leaves the most visible scar. What’s so sweet about that?
“Ring…huh. Let’s see…if, and I do mean IF I were to give up my oodles of freedom and wild nights of fun…I really think it wouldn’t matter. I mean, if I loved someone enough to tie the knot, I don’t think the ring itself matters. If the relationship was that far along they would know enough about me to find something I liked anyway. So…blue I guess. Something blue.”
Adriwyn sighed wistfully. ‘So much f’ preparin’ it in advance for y’, an’ bein’ set up to be y’ jeweller o’ choice.’ She gave a wry smile and sipped some brandy.
“You are a sly one! Thinking about rings already before we’ve even finished a drink! Moving a little fast, hmmm?” She flashed a smile and leaned back in her chair once she had finished her teasing remark. “What about you? Shouldn’t I have a hint to what ring I should be looking for to please you?”
She giggled softly at first, then sighed. ‘The jewellery be my business an’ liveli’ood, m’lady. But, f’ me…? I’s ‘ad a ring afore. I gave it back when… I ‘ad to leave ‘er.’ She took a drink. ‘An’ I don’ reckon to be ‘avin’ another. I ain’ real… monogamous. Wouldn’ wanna be settin’ any wrong expectations from wearin’ one.’
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Biblioclasm: Is there something about themselves they wish fewer people knew about?
Cacodemonomania: Do they believe in the paranormal? If so, have they had any supernatural encounters?
Dactylion: What are their views on swearing and profanity?
Enantiodromia: What’s the most extreme personality shift they’ve gone through in their life?
Fanfaronade: Are they one to boast? What things are they prone to brag about, if any?
Gorgonize: What distracts them when they’re trying to get things done?
Hamartia: What is their worst character flaw that they themselves don’t recognize?
Infandous: What topics will they refuse to speak about?
Jettatura: If they could place a magical curse on their worst enemy, what would they want the curse to do?
Ktenology: Have they ever planned a murder, whether serious or not? If so, describe what they planned to do.
Leptosome: How is their body image?
Montivagant: How often do they get lost?
Noegenesis: Are there any topics that they love to think about deeply?
Ostentiferous: What’s the unluckiest thing that’s ever happened to them?
Pogonotrophy: What are their thoughts on facial hair, both on themselves and/or others?
Quockerwodger: Who do they most often mock?
Recumbentibus: What was their greatest victory?
Scripturient: Are they a good writer? What do they usually write, if anything?
Tarantism: Describe their dancing style.
Ultracrepidarian: What do they think they know more about than they actually do?
Vernalagnia: Does their mood or outlook on life change with the seasons? If so, how?
Welter: What subject will they never fully understand?
Xenization: How do they feel about interacting with strangers?
Yonderly: What kinds of things do they think about when they zone out?
Zugzwang: What’s the trickiest problem they face in their life right now?