
Point Buy Systems
from The Looney DM
Not that feats are any better.
I sometimes feel like my abuse isn’t Official Real Abuse
everyone else’s abuse is Real Abuse, but mine isn’t
and calling it “abuse” is unfair to people who have been through Real Abuse
so if you sometimes feel that way too
here I am, a person with Real Abuse
saying your abuse is Official Real Abuse
and you are allowed to call it “abuse”
because it is
you are very brave
god, do you know how hard i had to fight to get the word “abuse” out of my mouth? nevermind that what i’ve gone through is literally textbook abuse, calling it that was so hard.