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ppelicans:

you know that feeling when someone is speaking korean/thai/japanese/etc and someone calls it chinese and you politely correct them and they’re like ‘whatever theyre all the same’ and you feel like in that moment you’ll be able to rightfully kill someone and the judge and jury cant blame you

Things My Male Tech Colleagues Have Actually Said to Me, Annotated

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“Most girls aren’t into this kind of stuff.” No way, do you have the list? The list of things most girls are into? I’ve been trying to find that thing forever, can you forward it to me? You have my email. Thanks, man, you’re the best.

“How did you learn to do all this?!” The ancient Spider-Goddess Llorothaag came to me in a harrowing blood-soaked vision. In exchange for perpetual servitude as her handmaiden, she imparted knowledge of IP subnetting.

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Things My Male Tech Colleagues Have Actually Said to Me, Annotated

2:What is your character’s favorite memory?

She pondered the question a for a few moments, nibbling a little on her lip. ‘It be ‘ard to come up ones to favour… an’ mos’ o’ them be… well, I ough’n’ say too much about ‘em in front o’ childer, I reckons. Though… come to think on it… aye. Matchin’ them others, there be the time, despite ‘avin’ reason to be regardin’ me elsewise, Amy tol’ me she believed in me, an’ tha’ we could make thin’s work.’ She chuffed softly with a shake of her head. ‘It din’ work ou’ tha’ way, but still… at tha’ momen’, she showed me the kinda love tha’ got me believin’ in m’self, tha’ mebbe I could be worth lovin’. Tha’ were the firs’ time for tha’, for me.’

Original Character Asks

1: What is your character’s biggest fear?
2: What is your character’s favorite memory?
3: What is your character’s least favorite memory?
4: Does anyone have a crush on your character? Is your character aware of this?
5: Describe your character’s dream date.
6: What is your character’s sexual orientation?
7: How does your character feel about their name?
8: Does your character hate anyone? Why?
9: How does your character feel about religion?
10. Would your character ever kill someone?
11: How did your character meet their best friend?
12: How would/does your character feel about roller coasters?
13: What would your character die for?
14: What is the cutest thing your character has ever done?
15: What music genre would your character listen to?
16: What other fictional characters remind you of your character?
17: Does your character have any irrational fears?
18: How would your character feel about having their life recorded?
19: What is your character’s deepest, darkest secret?
20: What is the most surprising thing about your character?
21: Is your character flexible?
22: What is the worst thing your character has ever done?
23: Is your character morally gray or black or white?
24: What prejudices does your character have?
25: Would you want to hang out with your character?
26: What is your favorite headcanon for your character?
27: What would be the worst way for your character to die?
28: What pet would your character like to have?
29: What would be your character’s favorite food?
30: Would your character have any hobbies?
31: What social media would your character use?
32: What does your character look like?
33: In what ways is your character like you?
34: What is cliche about your character?
35: What is unique about your character?
36: Does anyone want to harm your character?
37: Do people have justified grudges against your character?
38: What role does your character play in their story?
39: What would be your character’s niche on Tumblr?
40: What would be your character’s favorite school subject?
41: Would your character want to have any children?
42: What would be your character’s dream career?
43: What is your character insecure about?
44: What is your character proud of?
45: What would your character change about themselves?
46: Would you want to trade places with your character?
47: What fandoms would your character be in?
48: How would your character type?
49: How does your character stand politically?
50: What is your favorite thing about your character?
51: What is your character’s favorite animal?
52: How would your character act in gym class?
53: What clubs would your character join?
54: What is the saddest thing about your character’s life?
55: Would your character do the Ice Bucket Challenge?
56: What’s one of your character’s quirks?
57: How would your character feel about feminism?
58: Is your character dorky or more athletic?
59: What is your least favorite thing about your character?
60: If you could title your character’s life, what would you title it?

Original Character Asks

1: What is your character’s biggest fear?
2: What is your character’s favorite memory?
3: What is your character’s least favorite memory?
4: Does anyone have a crush on your character? Is your character aware of this?
5: Describe your character’s dream date.
6: What is your character’s sexual orientation?
7: How does your character feel about their name?
8: Does your character hate anyone? Why?
9: How does your character feel about religion?
10. Would your character ever kill someone?
11: How did your character meet their best friend?
12: How would/does your character feel about roller coasters?
13: What would your character die for?
14: What is the cutest thing your character has ever done?
15: What music genre would your character listen to?
16: What other fictional characters remind you of your character?
17: Does your character have any irrational fears?
18: How would your character feel about having their life recorded?
19: What is your character’s deepest, darkest secret?
20: What is the most surprising thing about your character?
21: Is your character flexible?
22: What is the worst thing your character has ever done?
23: Is your character morally gray or black or white?
24: What prejudices does your character have?
25: Would you want to hang out with your character?
26: What is your favorite headcanon for your character?
27: What would be the worst way for your character to die?
28: What pet would your character like to have?
29: What would be your character’s favorite food?
30: Would your character have any hobbies?
31: What social media would your character use?
32: What does your character look like?
33: In what ways is your character like you?
34: What is cliche about your character?
35: What is unique about your character?
36: Does anyone want to harm your character?
37: Do people have justified grudges against your character?
38: What role does your character play in their story?
39: What would be your character’s niche on Tumblr?
40: What would be your character’s favorite school subject?
41: Would your character want to have any children?
42: What would be your character’s dream career?
43: What is your character insecure about?
44: What is your character proud of?
45: What would your character change about themselves?
46: Would you want to trade places with your character?
47: What fandoms would your character be in?
48: How would your character type?
49: How does your character stand politically?
50: What is your favorite thing about your character?
51: What is your character’s favorite animal?
52: How would your character act in gym class?
53: What clubs would your character join?
54: What is the saddest thing about your character’s life?
55: Would your character do the Ice Bucket Challenge?
56: What’s one of your character’s quirks?
57: How would your character feel about feminism?
58: Is your character dorky or more athletic?
59: What is your least favorite thing about your character?
60: If you could title your character’s life, what would you title it?