rainbowbarnacle:

stunt-muppet:

he hide in own tentacles :w

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*SCREECHING*

Me when getting compliments

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rad-dummy:

strange but good fish

Ah yes…a Tiger Shark

The prettiest boi

bigmamag:

fuck-bones:

Starfleet Admirals get worried when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices.

Starfleet Admirals get a little scared when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices followed by Commander Spock.

Starfleet Admirals get fucking terrified when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices with both Commander Spock and Doctor McCoy by his sides.

I love this because I get why the admiral is scared. Kirk bursts in by himself, that’s troubling but not full red alert yet. He’s followed by Spock and oh shit it’s yellow alert because whatever Kirk’s cooking up, Spock is on board with it and if Spock is on board then it means it’s Logical and they’ll probably get their way. But then sometimes they both have insane schemes that somehow Kirk talks Spock into but if McCoy is with them then RED ALERT, RED ALERT, THE VOICE OF REASON IS NOW ANOTHER AGENT OF CHAOS AND WHATEVER THEY WANT THEY’LL GET EVEN IF THEY HAVE TO STRAP FOUR WARP CORES TOGETHER AND RIDE THAT SHIT BACK TO THE MESOZOIC ERA TO DO IT

the most terrifying of all is Spock and McCoy showing up without Kirk because oh god what did he do now

writing-prompt-s:

You are the final villian from the first season of a generic anime, and through dumb luck you killed the hero. Instead of lavishing in victory, you now find yourself having to deal with all the villains who would have attacked the hero in later seasons

victorian-goth:

Victorian Goth

But in the night he woke and held her tight as though she were all of life and it was being taken from him.

Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls
(via thequotejournals)

Some conversations are not about what they’re about.

Anne Carson, Red Doc> (via thequotejournals)

punkgoth666:

Dani 😈😍😈

dreamadove:

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

I heard that you’re getting married. How are you feeling: excited, nervous?

‘We haven’t set the date yet, or arranged the ceremony – or maybe ceremonies. We may have to have more than one for reasons involving odd laws in different jurisdictions… but I digress. Nervous… I suppose. Maybe I’d say more… anxious. I’d feel better with it more planned. Then I’ll be excited.’ She giggles with a flash of her bright smile.