THE BAND ESCLAVAGE OF CATHERINE II OF RUSSIA- Was created in the middle of the 18th century from silver, diamonds, spinel. The masterpiece is signed as Pfysterer on April 10, 1764
shoutout to my coworker for thinking that āilluminatiā and āalumnaeā meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence āi get a discount there because iām an illuminatiā into the conversation
My therapist sent me an evaluation thing to fill out before our session tomorrow, and in a test centered around perfectionism and self destructive tendencies, I scored 119 out of 120.
And my initial reaction was to be pissed that I didnāt get full marks.
Yep.
Yeeeeeeepā¦
Iām still laughing. Itās been like 10 minutes and Iām just sitting in
the dark in the office trying to get it together enough to go to bed and not wake ETD up with how hysterically funny Iām finding this.
Like, devastating too cause, Iām like destroying my life through profound self hatred and unrealistic goals but, fuck me if that wasnāt funny.
People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Likeā¦ No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS.
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