At least I died stealthily.
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Tag: D&D
“I need a few minions, have you seen any corpses nearby?”
“No”
“Could you make some?”
Necromancer to fighter
“How do you accidentally stage a prison break?!”
“The woman starts flirting with you, giving you compliments and whatnot”
“I assume she’s trying to kill me and attack with maximum prejudice.”
“I find it highly ironic that the cannibalistic half-orc is the only one in the party with moral issues about killing the shop-owner.“
Seems perfectly reasonable to me…
Me (ooc): Am I the only one concerned by the fact that we have played 4 sessions, and have yet to leave a building without setting it on fire first?
“We have six corpses to work with. I am pretty sure I can improve my armor.”
A magical mirror on the east wall answers questions with insults
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DM: “You look into the water, and in a flash you see something move: it is the most disgusting, horrible thing you have EVER seen in your life.”
Halfling Rogue, OOC: “Donald Trump?”
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