At least I died stealthily.

I roll to search the shelves for vampire erotica.

party member during a betrayal at house on the hill themed gurps session (via outofcontextdnd)

Warrior to Wizard: “Quick, take my hand!”
*wizard grabs warrior’s hand*
Wizard: “Now what?”
Warrior: “Nothing, I just wanted to hold your hand”

“I need a few minions, have you seen any corpses nearby?”

“No”

“Could you make some?”

Necromancer to fighter

“How do you accidentally stage a prison break?!”

“The woman starts flirting with you, giving you compliments and whatnot”

“I assume she’s trying to kill me and attack with maximum prejudice.”

“I find it highly ironic that the cannibalistic half-orc is the only one in the party with moral issues about killing the shop-owner.“

Seems perfectly reasonable to me…

Me (ooc): Am I the only one concerned by the fact that we have played 4 sessions, and have yet to leave a building without setting it on fire first?

“We have six corpses to work with. I am pretty sure I can improve my armor.”

“Look, we all want to get past the fleshy foyer …”