“I find it highly ironic that the cannibalistic half-orc is the only one in the party with moral issues about killing the shop-owner.“
Tag: outofcontextdnd
Seems perfectly reasonable to me…
Me (ooc): Am I the only one concerned by the fact that we have played 4 sessions, and have yet to leave a building without setting it on fire first?
“We have six corpses to work with. I am pretty sure I can improve my armor.”
“Look, we all want to get past the fleshy foyer …”
You lost less HP to the Boss than to this door.
Exasperated GM (via outofcontextdnd)
“Swords aren’t meant to be in the potato salad!”
– Thanksgiving conversations.
A magical mirror on the east wall answers questions with insults
(via outofcontextdnd)
“Can we use a water breathing potion to breathe in blood?”
-The Inquisitor
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DM: “You look into the water, and in a flash you see something move: it is the most disgusting, horrible thing you have EVER seen in your life.”
Halfling Rogue, OOC: “Donald Trump?”
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